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+#!/bin/bash
+
+ENABLE_DEBUG_LOGS=true
+ENABLE_ERROR_LOGS=true
+ENABLE_DISCORD_LOGS=true
+ENABLE_DISCORD_ERROR_LOGS=false
+ENABLE_FILE_LOGS=true
+
+# Source in user profile in case this is a non-interactive thingy; consider separating into a different thing
+source "$HOME/.profile"
+
+if [ -z "${script_locks_path}" ]; then
+        echo "ERROR: script_locks_path undefined! You can define this in your user profile."
+        exit
+fi
+
+if [ -z "${patches_root_path}" ]; then
+        echo "ERROR: patches_root_path undefined! You can define this in your user profile."
+        exit
+fi
+
+if [ -z "${patches_data_path}" ]; then
+        echo "ERROR: patches_data_path undefined! You can define this in your user profile."
+        exit
+fi
+
+if [ -z "$updaterepos_webhook_url" ]; then
+        echo "WARNING: updaterepos_webhook_url undefined! Nothing will be logged to discord/webhook."
+        ENABLE_DISCORD_LOGS=false
+fi
+
+if [ -z "$error_webhook_url" ]; then
+        echo "WARNING: error_webhook_url undefined! LOGERR will not be logged to discord/webhook."
+        ENABLE_DISCORD_ERROR_LOGS=false
+fi
+
+mkdir -p "${script_locks_path}"
+lockfile="${script_locks_path}/updaterepos.lock"
+{
+  if ! flock -n 9
+  then
+    exit 1
+  fi
+
+#LOG_DIR="${script_logs_path}/updaterepos"
+LOG_DIR="${patches_root_path%/}/logs"
+LOG_FILE="${LOG_DIR%/}/updaterepos.log"
+UPTODATE_FILE="${LOG_DIR}/UpToDate.txt"
+UPDATED_FILE="${LOG_DIR}/Updated.txt"
+UPDATEFAILED_FILE="${LOG_DIR}/UpdateFailed.txt"
+
+# Ensure log and lock dirs exist
+mkdir -p "$LOG_DIR"
+
+# Cleanup previous runs
+rm "$UPTODATE_FILE" "$UPDATED_FILE" "$UPDATEFAILED_FILE" "$LOG_FILE"
+
+set -o pipefail
+
+# Log a message to a webhook URL in Discord format
+# @param $1 URL to log to
+# @param $2 Username to log as
+# @param $3 Message to log
+DISCORD_LOG() {
+        WEBHOOK_URL=$1
+        USERNAME=$2
+        shift
+        shift
+
+        curl -H "Content-Type: application/json" -X POST -d "{\"username\": \"${USERNAME}\", \"embeds\": [ { \"description\": \"${@}\"}]}" "${WEBHOOK_URL}"
+}
+
+# Log message to both console and Discord
+# @param $1 Whether or not to log this message to discord
+# @param $2 Whether or not to log this message to log file
+# $param $3 Message to log
+PRINT_LOG() {
+        LOG_TO_DISCORD=$1
+        LOG_TO_FILE=$2
+        shift
+        shift
+
+        echo "${@}"
+
+        if $LOG_TO_DISCORD; then
+                DISCORD_LOG "$updaterepos_webhook_url" "Patch" "$@"
+        fi
+
+        if $LOG_TO_FILE; then
+                echo "$@" >> ${LOG_FILE}
+        fi
+}
+
+LOGMSG() {
+        PRINT_LOG $ENABLE_DISCORD_LOGS $ENABLE_FILE_LOGS "$@"
+}
+
+LOGDBG() {
+        if $ENABLE_DEBUG_LOGS; then
+                PRINT_LOG false $ENABLE_FILE_LOGS "$@"
+        fi
+}
+
+LOGERR() {
+        if $ENABLE_ERROR_LOGS; then
+                PRINT_LOG false $ENABLE_FILE_LOGS "$@"
+        fi
+
+        if $ENABLE_DISCORD_ERROR_LOGS; then
+                DISCORD_LOG "${error_webhook_url}" "Patch" "$@"
+        fi
+}
+
+# Syncs a single mirror
+SYNCMIRRORTHREAD() {
+        ADDRESS=$(echo "${2}" | awk -F@ '{print $2}' | awk -F: '{print $1}')
+        LOG_FILE=${LOG_FILE}.${ADDRESS}.log
+        rm "$LOG_FILE"
+
+        RSYNC_OUT=$(rsync -rptDhiz --timeout=30 --delete --delete-excluded ${3} -e "ssh -p ${1}" "${patches_data_path}/" ${2} | tee -a ${LOG_FILE})
+        RSYNC_STATUS=$?
+        if [ ${RSYNC_STATUS} -eq 0 ]
+        then
+                # Success
+                if [[ -z "${RSYNC_OUT}" ]]
+                then
+                        # Success and no updates
+                        LOGDBG "${ADDRESS} is already up to date"
+                        echo -n "${ADDRESS} " >> "$UPTODATE_FILE"
+                else
+                        # Success and updated
+                        LOGMSG "Finished sync to: ${ADDRESS}"
+                        echo -n "${ADDRESS} " >> "$UPDATED_FILE"
+                fi
+
+        else
+                # Failed
+                LOGERR "Failed to sync to: ${ADDRESS} (status code ${RSYNC_STATUS})"
+                echo -n "${ADDRESS} " >> "$UPDATEFAILED_FILE"
+        fi
+}
+
+# Kicks off a full sync to a background thread
+SYNCMIRROR() {
+        SYNCMIRRORTHREAD "$@" &
+        let "++pidlen"
+        pids[${pidlen}]=$!
+}
+
+# Read in and sync each mirror
+mirror_list=$(grep -vE "[[:space:]]*#" "${patches_root_path}/updaterepos.targets")
+
+while read -r line
+do
+        # File in format: 'PORT PATH'
+        ssh_port=$(echo "$line" | awk '{ print $1 }')
+        ssh_path=$(echo "$line" | awk '{ print $2 }')
+        exclude_from=$(echo "$line" | awk '{ print $3 }')
+
+        if [[ ! -z $exclude_from ]]; then
+                exclude_from="--exclude-from=${patches_root_path}/${exclude_from}"
+        fi
+
+        SYNCMIRROR "$ssh_port" "$ssh_path" "$exclude_from"
+done < <(echo "$mirror_list")
+
+# wait for all pids
+for pid in ${pids[*]}; do
+        wait $pid
+done
+
+# Read in outputs
+if [[ -f $UPTODATE_FILE ]]; then
+        UPTODATE="$(cat ${UPTODATE_FILE})"
+fi
+
+if [[ -f $UPDATED_FILE ]]; then
+        UPDATED="$(cat ${UPDATED_FILE})"
+fi
+
+if [[ -f $UPDATEFAILED_FILE ]]; then
+        UPDATEFAILED="$(cat ${UPDATEFAILED_FILE})"
+fi
+
+# We're done syncing; log/notify
+if [[ -z ${UPDATED} ]]; then
+        LOGDBG "No patch repos successfully updated"
+
+        if [[ ! -z ${UPDATEFAILED} ]]; then
+                LOGERR "No patch repos updated; repos failed to update: ${UPDATEFAILED}"
+        fi
+
+elif [[ ! -z ${UPDATEFAILED} ]]; then
+        LOGERR "The following repos are now up to date: ${UPDATED}; repos failed to update: ${UPDATEFAILED}; repos already up-to-date: ${UPTODATE}"
+else
+        LOGMSG "All patch repos are now up to date; repos already up-to-date: ${UPTODATE}"
+fi
+
+} 9>"$lockfile"