/** * Copyright (C) 2014-2015 Jessica James. * * Permission to use, copy, modify, and/or distribute this software for any * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies. * * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY * SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN ACTION * OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF OR IN * CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE. * * Written by Jessica James */ #include #include "Jupiter/Functions.h" #include "Jupiter/Socket.h" #include "Jupiter/CString.h" #include "FunCommands.h" #include "IRC_Bot.h" using namespace Jupiter::literals; // 8ball void EightBallIRCCommand::create() { this->addTrigger("8ball"_jrs); this->addTrigger("8balls"_jrs); this->addTrigger("eightBall"_jrs); } void EightBallIRCCommand::trigger(IRC_Bot *source, const Jupiter::ReadableString &channel, const Jupiter::ReadableString &nick, const Jupiter::ReadableString ¶meters) { Jupiter::StringS msg; switch (rand() % 31) { case 0: msg.set("No."_jrs); break; case 1: msg.set("Yes."_jrs); break; case 2: msg.set("Maybe."_jrs); break; case 3: msg.set("Seven."_jrs); break; case 4: msg.set("Consider counseling."_jrs); break; case 5: msg.set("Look into a realationship. A real one."_jrs); break; case 6: msg.set("Quit asking me these deep questions, before I get deeply into you."_jrs); break; case 7: msg.set("Fuck you."_jrs); break; case 8: msg.set("Fuck me."_jrs); break; case 9: msg.set("Good thing I bend that way!"_jrs); break; case 10: msg.format("Hai %.*s ;)", nick.size(), nick.ptr()); break; case 11: msg.format("Let's ban %.*s!", nick.size(), nick.ptr()); break; case 12: msg.set("Fuck your lineage."_jrs); break; case 13: if (channel.equals("#Jail"_jrs)) msg.set("Ask me those kind of questions in #Politics"_jrs); else msg.set("Ask me those kind of questions in #Jail"_jrs); break; case 14: msg.set("I don't talk to slut-mongers."_jrs); break; case 15: msg.set("I only talk to slut-mongers."_jrs); break; case 16: msg.set("Nuclear launch detected."_jrs); break; case 17: msg.set("404 - Not found."_jrs); break; case 18: msg.set("I hurr u liek mudkipz?"_jrs); break; case 19: msg.set("Fortune might be in your favor."_jrs); break; case 20: msg.set("Fortune might not be in your favor."_jrs); break; case 21: msg.set("Based on the tragectory of James Bond (9007) in relationship to the 9th circle of hell located on the 3rd planet of Sol, you're going to hell."_jrs); break; case 22: msg.set("Based on the tragectory of James Bond (9007) in relationship to the 9th circle of hell located on the 3rd planet of Sol, yes!"_jrs); break; case 23: msg.set("Based on the tragectory of James Bond (9007) in relationship to the 9th circle of hell located on the 3rd planet of Sol, it's approximately as likely as getting a \"yes\" from me."_jrs); break; case 24: msg.set("Fucking campers."_jrs); break; case 25: msg.set("The 8ball seems to be stuck. Try again later. (Dang, you can't even get an 8ball to work for you? That's pretty sad yo)"_jrs); break; case 26: msg.set("The 8ball says... Go away? Wow, it really must not like you. Go away."_jrs); break; case 27: msg.set("Swag"_jrs); break; case 28: msg.set("Based on the orbit and trajectory of the 33rd moon of the planet assinine 6, no."_jrs); break; case 29: msg.set("Based on the orbin and trajectory of the moon assinsix 9, yes!"_jrs); break; case 30: msg.set("Come visit me on the 5th planet away from Sol, and I'll give you whatever you want."_jrs); break; default: msg.set("Nothingness. You suck. Go rot."_jrs); break; } source->sendMessage(channel, msg); } const Jupiter::ReadableString &EightBallIRCCommand::getHelp(const Jupiter::ReadableString &) { static STRING_LITERAL_AS_NAMED_REFERENCE(defaultHelp, "Accurately answers your question 60% of the time, EVERY time. Syntax: 8ball [question]"); return defaultHelp; } IRC_COMMAND_INIT(EightBallIRCCommand) // Resolve Command ResolveGenericCommand::ResolveGenericCommand() { this->addTrigger("resolve"_jrs); } Jupiter::GenericCommand::ResponseLine *ResolveGenericCommand::trigger(const Jupiter::ReadableString ¶meters) { unsigned int count = parameters.wordCount(WHITESPACE); if (count <= 1) return new Jupiter::GenericCommand::ResponseLine("Error: Too few parameters. Syntax: resolve
"_jrs, GenericCommand::DisplayType::PrivateError); Jupiter::ReferenceString command = Jupiter::ReferenceString::getWord(parameters, 0, WHITESPACE); if (command.equalsi("hostname"_jrs) || command.equalsi("host"_jrs)) { Jupiter::ReferenceString resolved = Jupiter::Socket::resolveHostname(Jupiter::CStringS::gotoWord(parameters, 1, WHITESPACE).c_str(), 0); if (resolved.isEmpty()) return new Jupiter::GenericCommand::ResponseLine("Error: Unable to resolve."_jrs, GenericCommand::DisplayType::PublicError); return new Jupiter::GenericCommand::ResponseLine(resolved, GenericCommand::DisplayType::PublicSuccess); } else if (command.equalsi("ip"_jrs)) { Jupiter::ReferenceString resolved = Jupiter::Socket::resolveAddress(Jupiter::CStringS::gotoWord(parameters, 1, WHITESPACE).c_str(), 0); if (resolved.isEmpty()) return new Jupiter::GenericCommand::ResponseLine("Error: Unable to resolve."_jrs, GenericCommand::DisplayType::PublicError); return new Jupiter::GenericCommand::ResponseLine(resolved, GenericCommand::DisplayType::PublicSuccess); } return new Jupiter::GenericCommand::ResponseLine("Error: Invalid type. You can only resolve hostnames and IP addresses."_jrs, GenericCommand::DisplayType::PrivateError); } const Jupiter::ReadableString &ResolveGenericCommand::getHelp(const Jupiter::ReadableString ¶meters) { static STRING_LITERAL_AS_NAMED_REFERENCE(defaultHelp, "Resolves an IP address or hostname. Syntax: resolve
"); static STRING_LITERAL_AS_NAMED_REFERENCE(hostHelp, "Resolves a hostname to an IP address. Syntax: resolve hostname
"); static STRING_LITERAL_AS_NAMED_REFERENCE(ipHelp, "Reverse-resolves an IP address to a hostname. Syntax: resolve ip
"); if (parameters.equalsi("hostname"_jrs) || parameters.equalsi("host"_jrs)) return hostHelp; if (parameters.equalsi("ip"_jrs)) return ipHelp; return defaultHelp; } GENERIC_COMMAND_INIT(ResolveGenericCommand) // Plugin instantiation and entry point. ExtraCommandsPlugin pluginInstance; extern "C" __declspec(dllexport) Jupiter::Plugin *getPlugin() { return &pluginInstance; }